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Wonders will never cease. After a horror start to the week for the Liberal Party of Oz (see earlier post) the later half did indeed improve with some valuable comment from some Liberals. Unfortunately for the Party it came from elder members who no longer have much input but nevertheless it was nice...

Exactly how long is it going to take for the Good Ship Lost Cause (otherwise known as her majesty's Opposition) to plug the holes and get sea worthy again? It's been a shocking week and it's only Wednesday. Monday night got things off to an exciting start with the 4 Corners program giving the...